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  • As a sushi connoisseur I have a simple, golden rule: if the preparation of the meal takes longer than it would take me to find an ocean, physically capture a fish and/or harpoon it myself...you might be a redneck. ha HA! See what I did just there? I turned that into a Jeff Foxworthy reference! So topical! So timely! I am a comedic genius. Anyhoo, Sushi Kai is good times. Consistently friendly service with a HUGE smile - these people must be hopped up on goofballs or something because they're so damn happy to have you. Nice fresh fish, quick prep - all good. The maki isn't too ricey either - I hate it when some places roll the maki up with so much rice that it's like eating a hockey puck. Sushi Kai doesn't make that mistake - their stuff is well-constructed, like the fantasy life with Megan Fox I have established in my imagination. Bonus points for the washroom hallway cleverly hidden behind a backlit bedsheet. I think it's a bedsheet - I don't have sheets on my bed because the orderlies think I'll kill myself - but that's a whole other kettle of fish. GET IT? Oh shit I did it again with the comedy. Does this review actually help anyone really? I can't decide.
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