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| - So I was looking for a place to study Zapruder film for my thesis on why the United States government killed J.F.K. Turns out Jaun's doesn't have WiFi. Whatevs'. That might have put a magic bullet in my plans, but I wasn't going to be discouraged in chasing the truth. Speaking of the truth, Jaun's is legit. Let me tell you why.
The service has always been good in my experiences there, and I've been coming to this little neighborhood joint with my family ever since I was old enough to first learn about the Gulf of Tonkin. So like, seven? The restaurant has always been family owned and the dad/mom that own it will always recognize you like how I can recognize an obvious government cover up. Puercos...
The food's consistently good, and cheaply priced. I tend to get the #17 combo plate with lengua tacos, rice and beans. Nom. Trust me - carne asada fans, don't be afraid of eating tongue. You already eat up enough of it from politicians, might as well branch out to something honestly good. Smother everything in that salsa of theirs and finish it all off with some sopapillas? With the honey? Please. You'll be so content that you'll go right back to being a mindless drone without a second thought. Operation Northwoods who?? Exactly. You shill. You happy, full, shill.
Don't even get me started on their #6 chimichanga plate. Throw some red sauce and guac on that thang'. Hope you don't have to go back to the office. It'll leave you leaning back, and to the left.
Anyways, the Warren Commission couldn't even keep this place under wraps. It's clearly a staple in the neighborhood with the amount of regulars lined up out the door on that grassy knoll. I mean side walk. Sorry...
...Oswald didn't act alone. Great parking. Don't be afraid to park in the bail bonds lot next to it too. Anyone going there doesn't own a car.
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