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| - As I waited 20 minutes for our waitress to come back, I was pondering all the ways I could describe how horrible this restaurant was. If you are debating between eating here and just having some slam your fingers in a car door, choose the car door.
Somehow we ordered drinks and it took over 10 minutes to bring us a beer and margarita. Yet when we ordered the "carne asada" it somehow arrived in literally less than 2 minutes. I can only assume someone else got served this, informed the wait staff it's not what they ordered, and so it was re-routed to us. Or they just stuck it in a microwave.
My favorite part was the tortillas; the first batch was literally rock hard. We asked for fresh tortillas from a waiter walking past, who brought us a batch of edible ones. When our waitress eventually came back, we asked for the sour cream that was supposed to have come with the meal but never appeared. She let us know she'd put in an order for "extra" sour cream, so we had to let her know it never was there in the first place. We also asked for more tortillas, and again we were served 3 burnt tortillas that were so inedible that when you touched them they crumbled.
I was really hoping they would ask how our meal was, so I could let her know that this was literally the worst restaurant I ever ate at. But unfortunately they never asked, so I just have to share with anyone else who will ever read this. My expectations were super low going in, but somehow this place under delivered.
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