Smokey beverages, mermaid drink stirrers, monkeys surfing in a giant burning volcano?
Yes please. And more. And then another. And then don't even think about driving.
I wasn't sure what an "authentic tiki bar" was until Porco's, but now I know it's a delightful, quirky establishment with well balanced beverages, incredible service, and tacos.
It's not the easiest location to find, and it's certainly not walkable... but this little slice of tiki glory is easily one of the best bars in Cleveland.
The drinks are incredible... they are measured and perfected. Each sip is a delight. Between the four of us we covered a substantial amount of beverages, and we were thrilled with the variety and quality we experienced.
Go here. Go now. And decide on a DD early on!