When I go to Subway I really don't expect much. I understand that the meat I'm eating is full of giblets and highly processed. I get that the veggies will be limp from sitting out all day. I know that the employees will be about as friendly as zombies having had to work a soul sucking job all day.
What i don't expect, understand, get or know is coming....a crampy food poisoned stomach from the moldy tomatoes you put on my sandwich (and much to my chagrin I discovered halfway into eating the darn thing.) This is a subway to beat them all.