I got here about 10 minutes before my OkCupid date arrived, and no less then seven people ask me if I needed help, just in the first two minutes of me standing by the front door. They told me I could go sit at a table to wait for him, but instead I opted to watch the cooks in the kitchen. I did even know hairnets for beards (beardnets?) were a thing!
I ordered a pear cider and it was the perfect compliment to the amazing leek and potato soup. My date was very engaging; I laughed too loudly and was very into him. Everything went so well, and he walked me to my car.
When I got home, it was immediately brought to my attention that I had a giant piece of lettuce between my front teeth, which had no doubt been there for at least five hours, since my salad at lunch.
I hope he sees that as me being into clean eating, instead of seeing it as me being a disgusting slob.