While all the other Safeways in Phoenix have turned into Farmers-Markets-but-not, this one somehow got left behind with all of its hospital lights.
However, this isn't the reason I'm reviewing this Safeway.
I'm reviewing this Safeway because, on 2 different occasions around 9:30 pm---
---I've bumped into Alice Cooper.
That's right.
Alice Cooper.
Now, imagine Alice "You're Poison!" Cooper in sweats.
And a baseball cap.
Without ghoul makeup.
Pushing a shopping cart.
Buying food like you and me.
All because this Safeway makes it happen.
Word.