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| - bingo bongo this place is the best in DTPHX.
vibes are off the charts. you walk in and see Boba Fett. is that not enough for you to already agree with me?
Okay, you asked for it. All these other things happened during my time there:
Dre Day by Dr Dre featuring Snoop Dogg played while I was drinking a delicious Peanut Butter Porter. What beauty. What grace. What serenity
Yakatori with Peanut Sauce massaged me into an enchanted stupor of warmth and love, while a plate of bright, uplifting Ceviche took its white fish and Peruvian corn and carried me to the Great Valley of Shrimp and Chips, where I was bathed it the velvety Vinegar Aioli and absolved of all my sins.
Get those three appetizers (Yakatori, Ceviche, and Shrimp). The Shrimp and Chips especially. Such muscular Shrimps were delivered to us. Think the Rock in Shrimp form. Delicious.
Fo sho yo tho, the RoRo is so whoa whoa. What a decadent and rich experience. Eating it felt being in an episode of MTV Cribs.
The service that was received was top notch; super attentive, super friendly. Being a person with not many friends, I am contemplating going back right now just to hang out.
Then, towards the end of the meal, love personified flew into my mouth and into my stomach, and the sheer centripetal force resulted in me combusting directly into and spreading throughout the very fabric of the universe, effectively achieving nirvana. This, my friends and countrymen, was the Churro Ice Cream. Singlehandedly, the best dessert I have ever had.
Dear God, JUST GO HERE ALREADY
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