Why? Why? WHY do y'all do this to me??? Thanks for the lousy birthday present. I'd have rather gotten a Long John Silver's gift card.
Could you have had more turnovers?
Could you have at least just held on to the ball?
Did the fact that I watched the game at a Damon's bring hexes upon your franchise? Should I have stayed home?
Blah.
Yeah, yeah, better luck next year. Grrr.