Never again.
I'm writing this review at 3:56 am from my room at the alt hotel. As I write, people are yelling to each other down the hallway, slamming doors, and carrying on like it's a full-blown party.
I've called security up here, and they haven't accomplished anything meaningful.
I've checked in at the front desk, and they don't have another room to offer me. They haven't offered my any compensation or tried to reestablish goodwill in any way. Unbelievable.
They have also offered me no suggestion as to how to spend the rest of my night here. I'm here on a business trip, and don't know how in going to get through the day with the prospect of a fully sleepless night ahead of me.
TL;DR: never again.