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  • All I have to say is WOW, and this WOW is not a good WOW, is a bad WOW, with some hints of sarcasm in it. There is no need to mention the prices, it's Vegas. But, give me a break Ms. Big Boobed bartender that you don't know how to mix cocktails! When someone asks you for Caipirinha, you have the dumbest look on your face by not knowing what is that. You better update your knowledge on the drinks that have been around for a while, or simply downgrade to a waitress, it would match you more! LA water; had no clue, Mojito; had no clue, I finally told, ok since everything is too hard for your brains, (didn't say that, but that's what I meant) I said then make something easy, a Cube Libre with lime. She got even more confused, after taking a deep breath and doing some "whoossaaah" I replied: "FYI, Cube Libre is Rum and Coke," her: Oooooooooh! Yeah, that hard. ************** So, after having the adventure to order our drinks downstairs, we headed towards the 2nd floor. That's was another OMG moment, may I call it the slut-hood or douche-hood united or ewwwwww or some mixture of all the ewwws gathered together, I don't know. All I know, two people were having some REAL action on the dancefloor, (like EEWWW) the boring and slow hip-hop songs were being repeated like every 4 songs or something and no eye candies around. The pluses of the second floor were the cool bartender who had his s*** straight. He knew how to mix stuff. The three stars go to him and to my friends who didn't lose their sense of humor and headed from Lavo to Tao. Try here only if you have VIP pass, don't pay 20+ bucks for entrance, not worth it. (We got in with the pass)
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