I went in this place to chomp down on some fresh, soft, gooey donuts. I didn't care about calories! I wanted that sweet goodness! While each sugary pastry piled up in my paper bag, I looked around at all his Vietnam photos and multiple cameos with LVMPD.
It made me have a dream that night. I dreamt that there was chaos in the streets and as I was running for my life he stopped me. He was dressed in his pictured "Rambo" gear. With a cigarette in his mouth he said, "Watch this!" He threw a grenade in the direction of a public transportation bus and before it could explode he aimed his machine gun at.
His ammunition belt rattled and clanked as he fired with one hand, laughing hysterically as the grenade not only exploded from his gunfire-- but completely blew up the bus! I looked at him and he looked at me and started laughing some more. I woke up terrified. No more donuts from there for a while.