Am I stuck in some weird dream?
Are we really at a table in the aisle of a wine store with a shopping cart seated at the head of the table? (yes, see photo)
(***UPDATE*** Yelp decided ALMOST 2 YEARS LATER that my photo of THE INSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT was "specific to my experience" and therefore "not appropriate for the general business listing"...Yelp is too funny...)
Did the store clerk really just tell me to not get my good trusted bottles of wine and instead suggest three of the most putrid wines I've ever had?
Does the menu really have the phrase "in season" in quotes, as if the food isn't really in season but they are pretending it is?
Are there really people in this "restaurant" (see the use of quotes there?) loudly cheering for the Iowa Warhawks game?
Was I really just served cold duck confit?
Am I really eating it?
Did they really just charge me $10/bottle corkage fee on wine I paid for at the cash register 5 feet away?
Did I really just wait 20 minutes for someone to take my credit card?
2 stars because *overall* the food was good (even if my duck was cold).