Dear Dutch Brothers off I-5,
Thank you for being there. Thank you for playing reggae and looking like you're having the time of your life, and for throwing out the vile McCafe mocha I stupidly purchased and drank about two sips of. Thank you for the free cup of coffee for being a first-time customer. You deserved the tip. I didn't get to tell you, after I drove away, how amazingly delicious that cup of coffee was. I love road trips, and you made sure I make Dutch Brothers my go-to place for damn good coffee on the road.