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| - Headed in for a breakfast burrito or early lunch - so hungry. Breakfast burrito options unappealing - no chorizo or sausage? Whaaa?? 10:30 tacos it is. Street taco combo. Shoulda known better when she said combos came with a free beer. Beans tasted straight out of a can. Hey, maybe the rice is better - wait, did I order sticky rice? Nope. Not sweet, just sticky, no taste at all... Maybe hot sauce will help? Walk around, ask around... Literally NO hot sauce, no Tabasco, no Cholula, nothing. Hey, maybe the tacos are... Nope. They suck too. Formula for enjoying your visit: come in hammered, pound the free beer, not care how bad the food is.
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