I'm eating the burger right now. It's a fantastic burger. And Blackstreet is playing. So it's like sexy lunch time. The service is a little gruff, but they take input well and so if it's not all flowers all the time, well, you'll live. It's not called Kiss Your Ass Burger. It's Fresh and Meaty Burger, and that is what I'm eating. And since I like the way they work the 90s jams, it's also kind of freaky burger too. Seriously coming back.
Edit: The two best burgers in Cleveland Heights used to be at The Colony, which is gone, and the Curt Burger at Tommy's, and Tommy's has long outlived itself.
I declare this the new champion.