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  • Goodness gracious me! Karma is as karma does, and I hope fellow Yelpers send me some good karma to offset the one I'm about to gather through this review. I'm torn. 3 Amigos is, for the more experienced Montrealer and visitor, a sort of stable reference point - when other options are exhausted (or it's too cold to walk anywhere else, often the case north of the 45th parallel), you know there's ALWAYS 3 Amigos. Just like your weird relative in another town, because everybody has one - you know you might not want to, but you can always crash at their place if needs be. Well, critical reviews are best done quickly, just like tooth extractions. Yes, it is crowded, loud; the service can be very slow and can feel inattentive at times, and the food justifies the price but not the points mentioned just prior. One gimmick some will appreciate consists of the margaritas. A cocktail served in a glass as big as your head is sure to start a conversation! However tempting this course of action may be, player be warned: you better be a good talker and a good listener, coz even a double margarita won't make you any more attractive to your date. Science tells us two shots of tequila in a bucket of water equal water tasting funny. Well, at least after a double margarita and food at 3 Amigos at the end of the night you could very probably be legal to drive - and it better be a Lamborghini in order to impress your unimpressed (so far) date. Low-rider + Montreal's potholes = romantic stargazing while you're being towed. No, there is no winning. Just come as you are - chilled-out, cold and hungry - knowing what you're getting into. I can enjoy it and I will return. And, whatever you do, TIP. Your waiter is over-taxed, eardrums bleeding and is probably either over-qualified for his job by a mile and dreaming of saving up for moving out West, or a hopelessly unappreciated artist who appears to his landlord in his worst nightmare.
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