Rather than do a standard review, we thought we'd change it up a little and offer some nifty advertising slogans for The Buffet at Excalibur, based on the quality of the food we ate today :
The Buffet at Excalibur: Come hungry, leave hungry!
The Buffet at Excalibur: Voted "Best Buffet" by four out of five gastric bypass surgeons!
The Buffet at Excalibur: We'll never fill you up!
The Buffet at Excalibur: When you're done here, come visit our dandy food court and get some flavor for a change!
The Buffet at Excalibur: We make Golden Corral look gourmet by comparison!
The Buffet at Excalibur: Come to our buffet every day and lose weight!
The Buffet at Excalibur: Cheap food badly cooked by people who just don't give a damn.