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| - Snobsdale bar. Typical bar full of snobs, overdressed, noses in the air, 50+ crowd. The service is inconsistent and I really hate that about anyplace I spend money. I had top notch service one visit and crappy service the next. The bar has the worst service (compared to the tables).
One thing that is consistent is the quality of the food, it's pretty decent for regular bar food.
Where this place loses stars is the service, overpriced drinks, the ridiculous overdressed Snobsdale patrons, and the overcrowding. And be careful parking your Japanese car in the lot. It's full of high end German and Italian cars. Handlebar J's is walking distance, if you are a normal person, go there. Why get caught up in the fake Snobsdale BS? This IS the "pretty (old) people" bar. Lotsa plastic, bling, and golddiggers here.
Scenario 1:
Me: Hi
Plastic: What do you do for a living?
Me: I discovered the cure for cancer
Plastic: Oh, did you make any money with the cure?
Me: No, it was for the good of mankind
Plastic: What's a mankind?
Me: Uh, us, people
Plastic: Oh, I have to powder my nose, bubye.
Scenario 2:
Me: Hi
Plastic: What do you do for a living?
Me: I'm an egotistical neurosurgeon with 3 ex-wives
Plastic: Really? (starts dry humping my leg at the bar)
Me: At least wait until we get to the Ferrari before you start blowing me.
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