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  • Well, it is Denny's. I mean ... it is fucking Denny's. (Say bye-bye to my goddamn security clearance; I am reviewing a Denny's; and, with my real name to boot!) I saw a young lady crying at the table across from me the first time I dined here. I felt the urge to assure her that is was not that bad, but I had not received my order yet (after having placed it like twenty minutes prior), so I did not want to speak prematurely. I was embarrassed that I could not manage to find somewhere better to eat after nearly everything else closed at 2 A.M. (including my beloved Pop-Up Pizza). But at least I was not crying. I mean, you have the choice of possibly shitty hot dogs on Fremont East surrounded by yuppies, or shitty previously frozen, nuked breakfasts at Neonpolis surrounded by drunken buffoons. I went with the French Toast Slam® because I had not eaten at Denny's in many years. With the immense amount of calories I would ingesting in one sitting, I would not have to eat anywhere else for about twelve hours succeeding my visit. And they have alcohol here. Might be one of only a few locations in the nation (are there that many Dennys outside of the U.S.?); but who cares -- there is alcohol all up and down fucking Fremont. Give me a break. Get innovative: offer cannabis like in Amsterdam! - E Postscript. Their eggs are cage-free apparently. Have to give the evil corporation review-props for that.
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