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  • i wish this thing had an option to vote 0 stars because this place was a piece of shit. The chef looks like a ghetto wrestler who should be fighting on UFC and his dishes are so unrefined, he probably NEVER went to culinary school, or else he used to be a sous chef at olive garden. On the menu, he writes,..."This is how i cook, dont break my balls" he has got to be the most ignorant uneducated fool who got a chance to cook. The service was mediocre, food is WAYYY overpriced. NEVER GO HERE. The food? IT WAS TERRIBLE. I like my pasta "al dente" but he didnt even cook his pasta. The sauce was OK, a little salty, but i couldnt get over the pasta. It was like biting into a straw. This chef needs to learn how to cook pasta. Thats foundation stuff. He SUCKS!!!! FOOD SUCKS, the restaurant vibe SUCKS, and i give it a big FAT ZERO. He needs to go back to wherever the hell he came from, and maybe try cooking again after taking some high school level foods classes. ugh ::UPDATE:: this is what the chef of this place has to say after reading a bad review of his place. Instead of apologizing and inviting me back to redeem himself, he writes... "From user photo Steven M. Sent 3 days ago You obviously have no idea what flavor is.. I'm sure you are accustomed to Olive Garden type food since you seem to be a pro .. However, Cafe Martorano uses only the best quality products... Come in and show your face we will definitely give you a tour and show you products I'm sure you have never seen and with your non existing culinary background I'm sure you cant pronounce "
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