Dear Home Tasting Room,
I like Caesars with a kick. Like a steel-toed boot kick, Veronica Corningstone-style.
Your Caesars left me disappointed, dreaming of a time when hot sauce flew freely ... like two hours earlier at the Saddledome where I could do it myself.
One of your folks brought your wine list and boasted about the excellent selection. I saw a lot of offerings from Australia, which makes me thinks your tastes run a little bland, limited and unworldly.
I sure won't be paying $13 for a glass when I can head to the Liquor Box and get a whole bottle for $15.
[clink]
Cheeyahs!