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  • It's small but it'll do. The room was just OK, but if you're spending mass time sitting in your room then you shouldn't be in Vegas anyway. Maybe skip Vegas and go to your grandma's house, I'm sure she'd love to sit around and do nothing with you. Maybe she'll make you a sandwich and you can watch Murder She Wrote. For those who are in Vegas to actually DO Vegas, here are my highlights: Pro #1: LOCATION. It's right in the middle of the strip, if you're planning all kinds of debauchery across the touristy part of town you're in the right place. You are positioned perfectly for a quick cab ride or a chill walk to anywhere else on the strip. Restaurants, clubs, bars, shopping, you're right in the center. I loved THEhotel at Mandalay Bay a few weeks prior but frankly it's at the very end of the strip, those cab rides pile up quick son. Pro #2: The audio being played in the bathrooms. Yea that's right, go take a leak and listen carefully to what's playing in the can. It's an audio lesson that teaches you "helpful phrases for your Vegas trip" in French. It is Paris after all, why not learn some French right? Ladies, you will learn how to say helpful comments such as: "I shaved my legs for this?" "If my husband calls, I'm not here. If the pool boy calls, I'm here." "Has anyone seen my panties?" Fellas, take note: "You know what? Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor." "How do I get this glitter off my clothes?" "Oh bleep, where is my wedding ring?" And many more. The phrases sound a lot sexier in French too. I'm not blown away by the rooms but there was a bed and a shower, all you really need. The main casino and shops are small in comparison to others in the area but they're nice, and Mon Ami Gabi is a tremendous restaurant located on site. Delicious affordable wines, fantastic food, AND it's the only friggen bar in Vegas I could find with Fernet! I dig it. Nothing amazing but it's positioned right where I need it to be. That plus Fernet, I'm gold.
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