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  • This branch doesn't exist anywhere but the Chase branch locator. It's not on Gowalla, it's not on Foursquare, it wasn't in my Yellow Pages, and it wasn't even on Yelp until I added it to write this review. Having banked at this location, I'm fairly certain of the reason: This is not a bank, but rather a thin façade over a Hellmouth. The tellers are rude and have no damned idea what they're talking about, the bankers are useless frat bros in ill-fitting suits with only a tiny bit more product knowledge, and everyone's hell-bent on selling you whatever the overlords at JPMorganChase are demanding they stuff down everyone's throats this week. I am not Beetlejuice or Bloody Mary. Asking me a fifth time if I'm sure I don't want a credit card, loan, or line of credit is not going to magically make me say yes. I don't want to make a deposit at your desk where you just happen to have credit applications and pens. I don't want a loan, ma'am, just a deposit slip.
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