What can I say about the worst breakfast experience I've ever had in the 45 or so years I remember eating out. For example food was brought without silverware while the toast had no or very little butter on bread that didn't quite qualify as toast.The eggs ordered over medium were seared with brown. Hash browns were hardly eatable while being nearly warm and with no flavor or texture. My wife ordered the Colorado omelet and received the Country instead. I won't even go into what the Country Omelet is as I love eggs and this is not what I would call eggs. Waitress said she was sorry but that was the end of it. The highlight of our journey was the balloon guy who was the best ballon guy I've ever seen. He made the neatest Minion that resembled the cartoon movie more than I thought was possible. I will absolutely never eat at this IHOP again. The Good Egg, Denny's or the Waffle House far exceed the quality and experience of dinning at this dive. If you want the coolest ballon animals ever seen and you don't care about the food then this place is for you.