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dateCreated	2009-06-02 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Islands
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	Islands... Something about the name in collaboration with the tropical sign that makes you feel like you are going to a wonderful amusement park for adults. A place where you can relax on a beach with endless Mai Tais and feast on rotisserie style pig with pineapples. Where dolphins spray you with mist from their little snorkel holes and Ariel gives you a lap dance. Okay, I probably took that a little too far, but you get the idea. As a matter of fact, the REAL Islands isn't much different than my fantasy restaurant in the Bahamas. I mean, take away the dolphins, the pig, and the pornographic Disney character and you are right on the money! Their drinks are marvelous and their burgers are insane!!! I mean psychiatric ward insane! You can take your 80 year old granny to Islands, and one bite of the Bluenami, and she will be ON the table doing the Arsenio Hall "Woo! Woo!"... It just does that to people. That is why the LAST time I visited this place, I stayed FAR away from the burgers. I got the nachos. I mean really, how can you go wrong with nachos? You can't, and believe me... Islands DELIVERED! It wasn't your typical 2 foot pile of tortilla chips with cheese and everything else. It was a beautifully made craft of corn tortillas. The binding agent was an aromatic and delicious blend of cheeses that also cooled the palette from those commercial jalapenos. It arrived with glistening globules of sour cream. The fresh stuff. I could have just stuck my spoon in it and eaten it all by itself. I didn't, of course... That would be nacho sacrilege!!! Olives, Beans, and Hot Sauce... enough said, right? I think so. The service was impeccable. Aside from our waiter constantly calling me "Boss" and winking at my wife, it was perfection... I can't STAND to be called "Boss"... Seriously. No, really.
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rev:reviewer	Chris

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