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  • Fellow Yelpaholics, I am very sad to bring you this review. I have sunk into a whole new level of depression. You see, I am the Baconator. I love Bacon. I followed Todd Fisher's United States of Bacon TV show, hell Todd and I are Facebook friends......Simply put - Bacon makes me happy, thus this experience has made me resort to a stiff drink as I write this. By the time I am finished, this will be a long passed nightmare and I will be hammered, well hopefully....... There is a reason that Bacon Inc. has six 1 star and three 2 star reviews. The 5 star and 4 star review's must be on Bacon crack. Fear not fellow Yelpaholics, for I have gone where others Yelpers have avoided, for I have visited the 1 and 2 star joints, hoping for a miraculous meal, and been rewarded. Sadly, this was not the case......... If this had a ZERO rating, I would have slapped it on without remorse. Confirmed - The restroom facilities are filthy. As in sewage filth. Confirmed - The service was slow. As in, we were the only people eating and it took 45 minutes. I had the Stuffed CPR Burger. This is supposed to be 50% ground beef and 50% bacon. No bacon. It was overcooked,the outside was charred/burned. I ordered lettuce, tomato, bleu cheese, chedder, chili and bacon for toppings. No bleu cheese. Chili was Hormel No Beans and NO BACON. Seriously folks, the name of the place is Bacon Inc. and THERE WAS NO BACON. WTF? On the side, for .99 more, I had Bacon Chips. Over cooked, hard as a rock, fried chips, nothing special, no Bacon, no season, no nothing...... My wife had the Chicken Sandwich. Frozen chicken breast straight in the deep fryer, makes for breaded rubber. It was not even tossed in sauce. To add insult to injury and further to my wife and my deep depression coma, the fries were criss-cut generic supermarket, and not fully cooked. How do you screw up fries. I seriously thought any second Jon Taffer would be walking in to kick as and take names. This place has a zero chance of making it and will not be around much longer.
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