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| - Ok let me start by saying no one to blame but myself. Reason I am stating that early on is last year I ate here and it was the most disgusting food ever! I spent the next two days on the can!
So what brought me here again for more torture? Laziness, kindness, ignorance, maybe a little of all the above.
I was in Vegas for work and stayed at the Excalibur hotel and was in the room contemplating what to eat. I knew that the MGM had received some mighty good ratings and I thought about that. I went on line and saw they had Alaskan King Crab legs and prime rib. Sounds good, but I also didn't want to walk across the street and brave the crowds in the street. Another issue was I wanted to try it with my significant other so I decided to just stay in house.
So I decided to walk down stairs and eat at the Excalibur. OMG what happens next is hard to explain. I noticed that they had 3 bars and only one was open. I started in the beginning and they had do it your self Cesar salad, do it your self Asian salad and do it your self salad bar. That alone took up about 1/3 of the food section.
Next I noticed some fine gourmet foods that left me speechless like frozen style pizza, corn dogs and mac and cheese. I immediately thought of National Lampoons Vegas Vacation, damn I wanted the blue stuff.
The ribs were chewy, the Asian food was cold, the selection was terrible.
It was all the same stuff as last time I ate here. Considering how tough the food was it might have actually been the same!
I ended up back in the can again for 24 hours and like I said before it was my fault.
The staff was another issues. I see on other posts they were compared to prison guard, I like to think they were zombies. Maybe they lost there life savings and were now slaves to the casino, either way they were terrible. I saw one man with 5 empty plates on his table and the staff just looked at him and ignored the plates. (coming to think of it how the hell can he eat that much)
I will never ever go there again even if it was my last meal and it was free and I was being served by Holly Madison!
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