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ok, I've never discussed this one problem that I have
which is called strippers
I don't frequent strip clubs because I have a stripper problem
I would say my Stripper issue is similiar to a gamblers issue in casino. No will power. I want them all, I put all my money down.
Strippers can have all my money. It's been this way forever. This is why I don't go to strip clubs often.
I drain my bank account, even if it's the last $10 I have, to spend. I could be saving money for a heart operation and if you take me in a strip club, that's it. Over.
Tonight We went to Skin Cabaret
and I lost my mind, soul, and pennies
I don't think my male counterpart could keep up with me in there
The way they shake their asses ......
First of all I am a completely heterosexual, non bisexual, female
second of all , my attraction to strippers is similiar to the average dirty old man in America
I like them blonde, skinny, small waists with huge fake tits
for some reason we couldn't get the stripper I wanted to come over, she was fake blonde hair, fake big tits, fake face.
i asked for her twice and even our waitress asked her to come over, but she kept saying she was too busy with her friends and would come over later
Sigh. Oh well
so I got 4 lap dances from 4 other girls until I found "the ONE"
this girl named Cameron
she was sooo sexy
she exuded sensuality and sex from her pores, her eyes were the epitome of "fuck me " eyes
her body was sooo sexy, small waist, nice ass, big huge fake tits, she had dark hair, she looked a lil middle eastern but she says she's Sicilian
Me and my male friend both got TWO lap dances from her each
I said "that's it, we don't even need to see anyone else after her, she is IT"
If I wasnt dragged out of there, I would still be getting lap dances from her right now
She almost made me a LESBO
My male lover told her she was turning his girlfriend bi, lol
I recommend her to every guy and girl who visits arizona
Cameron at Skin Caberet in Scottsdale
lap dances are $10, but i usually gave $35
hence why I shouldn't frequent strip clubs
I give them what i think they should be making, which to me is usually double or triple what the going rate is
I wont be going back, unless someone else sponsors me
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