This place is exactly what the name says... A dive. Therefore, if you're expecting something more, then it sounds like you let the obvious notion slip right by you. It is a small bar that is an open space. They have great drink specials everyday with $2 shots, drinks and beers! They are well known for their skeeball machines (and tournaments) and hosting OSU Buckeye game watch parties! This place gets really packed for OSU games. It is hit or miss sometimes outside of that, but I have seen it really packed on Saturday nights because they do have a good DJ that plays a wide range of popular music (old and new!).
This place isn't much for decor and ambiance... But again, you need to remember that we are talking about a "dive bar" so they do live up to that name perfectly.
I don't know what the malfunction is in the women's restroom though. The sink countertop is constantly covered in water all the time. I always feel the need to clean it, but it's like this every time!