Contrary to what other people have been saying,this place is EXACTLY as terrible as it looks. 'Eek! Methinks not.' x 100 - I would actually give it less than 1 star if I could.
This place was dead empty when I came yesterday. Like the empty sauna in your old grungy apartment building that nobody uses. Actually, exactly like said sauna because it was SO STIFLINGLY HOT here. Not to mention that they 'don't have tap water' and charge you for bottled - I had serious doubts about whether or not my stay at this place would turn into a Hanzel and Gretel type situation...
I ordered the adana kebab as per fellow Yelpers' recommendations. The food was very boring - nothing on my plate was seasoned asides from the kebab and their yogurt sauce was severely lacking in flavor. I would be embarrassed recommending this place to ANYONE under any circumstance whatsoever.
By the way, Mr. Owner: maybe you should refrain from using the TV in the dining area to watch personal YouTube videos..