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  • I love this place. Its exactly what I want in a burger place. Namely: - No BS - Very few frills - A good bar in the back - Big portions (like whoa, I need to undo my pants and possibly crap my pants sized) - a plethora of drinks (not pinata like El Guapo would prefer) - funky crap on the walls that makes me giggle. So, you might ask, why only 4 stars? 1. Things do tend to be over cooked. I know the risks associated with eating undercooked meat, but I also know it tastes better. I'll risk moving into the bathroom for 3 days for a tasty burger. 2. Why the "no firearms" sign on the door? Ever heard Chris Rock talk about parties with metal detectors? "Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one." I carry a gun when I don't drink. I don't like to have to take it off and leave it in the car to enjoy my tasty burger. Don't make me choose between safety and my ever increasing waist line. That's just rude. Overall, love this place. Go medium rare on the meat and easy on the guns, and we'll bump you up to 5 stars in no time little fella!
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