When I get to hell, it will be exactly like Circus-Circus. Satan will be operating the Ferris wheel. The legion of demons will clean the substandard rooms. Beelzebub will be the concierge. Since it's hell, you'll never be able to leave; so why not watch the trapeeze show? Play the midway games? Get trampled by ill-behaved children? Why not?You're trapped in hell...you should get your money's worth.
Circus Circus: Hades for overfed America.