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  • This is the worst show I have seen in my entire life. It starts off with 30 minutes of hokey jokes and a ripped off trick I have seen at another magicians act. It then proceeds to drag on for over an hour and a half of dick, fart and poop jokes. Bad ones at that. When Chris Angel does come out he does the same disappearing reappearing trick over and over again. There is no nuance, there is no variety. The sad part of the trick is that he keeps reappearing. I kept hoping something would go tragically wrong so we could abandon our middle of the row seats without having to disturb anyone else. When you think things can't get any worse, the slide show starts.... A slide show... of little Criss Angel... It goes on forever and is pointless. After this you see the one trick that Criss Angel does that isn't a disappearing reappearing act. The Pigeon Coat. Basically this is an oversized coat with multiple pockets for pigeons. You can quite easily see him pulling the pigeons out of his coat and adjusting the coat to ease the pigeons out. Oh I almost forgot, his "Prediction in a Box" ancient gag was on as well. You can clearly see him swap the paper when he's tapping on the Camera lense (there's a giant TV behind the stage that I am sure he is hoping you are watching instead of his hands.) Save your money, See Penn and Teller they rock, see Beatles Love, see Absinthe, see Tournament of Kings, basically see any show on the entire Las Vegas strip but avoid this piece of crap. P.S. I forgot to add this. For his famous reappearing in the audience trick I saw him running down the aisle when they put the lights on low. I'm sure most people were watching the stage but at that point I was so bored I was just glancing around the dark theater. If you are on the left side of the theater watch the Aisle when he does this trick. He runs down it and hops into a seat between two planted audience members who feign surprise. Really lame tricks.
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