Blah blah blah secret pizza place blah blah blah. Let me tell you hipsters something: it's not a SECRET anymore if you have to wait in line for 30 minutes behind every fake-glasses-wearing jackass in Vegas and his whorey, vodka-drenched, barefoot sister to get in. It's pretty f*ckin' mainstream by that point!
Still, there is a true GEM to be found here. But it's not the pizza -- it's the WINE! They'll pour you a huge plastic cup of some improbably genteel boxed wine for $6. It's enough to last you all night!
The pizza is actually pretty good, too (and I detest pizza): big slices for around $5 each, with lots of nommy toppings. But whatever! No one wants to sit around eating pizza all night.
My advice is to get a big old plastic cup o'boxed red and then head down to one of the other, more pretentious "mixology" bars in the Cosmo...where you can get soused in style, smug with the secret knowledge that you're getting totally f*cked up for less than the cost of one of those lame blocks of "art" they sell in the ripoff trending machines -- I mean VENDING machines.
Let the mixologists whip up complicated overpriced "libations" for the bebe-clad idiot masses...boxed wine is good enough for anyone who's REALLY cool. But if you INSIST upon being a hipster...you can use the money you saved on drinks to buy one of those lame blocks of "art" from the vending machines nearby. Sucka!