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  • SORRY JENNI, I REALLY WANNA SAY IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S ME. BUT IN THIS CASE, IT'S ALL YOU! So here were the events leading up to this decision. It was a cold thursday night. I would say it was about 47 degrees with the wind blowing which made it even colder. So a hot bowl of pho would sure hit the spot. The wifey suggested our usual pho place. I wanted to be adventurous and try this new place based on the 4 star average. So off we went. We come in and are greeted warmly. We sit down to a really nice glass table with what looks like seashells. I look around to see some nice chandeliers. I must say the decor is very nice. But just like any other relationship, once you get to know the person, you find out they are not who you thought they were. So comes the unpleasantries. First off, I think they had the thermostat set to 70 degrees. BELOW ZERO. At first I thought it was just me. But after I looked around, I noticed everybody else in the restaurant had their jackets on. First strike. I order their namesake, which is your standard combination. Came out at a decent time. Nothing out of the ordinary. If anything, it was a LITTLE MORE GREASY than I wanted. Second strike. So we finish our our soups and ask for the check. We ordered two of the same soup at 7.99 a pop. So the total was 17 and some change. As I pull out my debit card, our server tells us that there is a 20 DOLLAR MINIMUM TO USE PLASTIC. Say what? You would think that they would at least have an ATM there but no. Even if they did have one you would still have to pay a convenience fee to withdraw cash along with whatever your financial institution might charge you on top of that. Third stirke. So to make up the difference, we decided to get a milk tea with boba for 2.99 to push the total over 20. We get our drink. I take a sip. THE BOBA WAS HARD. For those that are not familiar with boba drinks, the boba is supposed to be soft and chewy. That was the fourth strike. Now if this was baseball, they would of struck out plus an extra strike, unless they were bowling, in which case you would have 6 more frames. Originally I wanted to give them only 1 star, but the service and the decor were decent so I was gonna give them the benefit of the doubt meaning I am willing to give them another try at a future date. I will update this review accordingly based off of that. So Jenni, we just need some time apart. This relationship looks like its not going anywhere except straight to this review. Maybe next time I see you things will be much better. Until then, I wish you luck.
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