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| - Tommy used to work on the docks
Union went on strike
He was down on his luck, so tough.
So tough.
Gina worked a diner all day
Working to start her own business venture,
She saved up her pay,
For a down payment, for a down payment..
She said we've gotta open up our own shake place
The only thing that matters is how good our shakes taste
So delicious, will any go to waste? I think not!
We'll serve lots of thots!
Ohhhhh, we're halfway there
Whoa-ho, Milkshakes With A Flair
Name a shake and we'll make it I swear
Whoa-ho, Milkshakes With A Flair
And Coventry is where!
In case you hadn't noticed: This review is for the Milkshakes. I'm not talking about Dairy Industry CEOs in Dubai (Milk Sheikhs), but that probably applies to you too. Salaam, brother.
What to get: Banana shake, Chocolate mocha shake
What not to get: Laid off from your job on the docks
Since milkshakes are one of my favourite inventions in our galaxy, I can say with great authority that Tommy's makes some of the best tasting shakes you will try anywhere. I highly recommend you give them a try.
They're not huge, and they're not cheap, but they're very worth it. Made in a sealed hardened plastic cup which is honestly unique and bizarre but cool, these shakes are so creamy and flavourful, you will probably be addicted. My favourite is the banana, but the chocolate-mocha is also spectacular.
If you're skeptical due to the extremely hipster neighbourhood, well don't worry, I was too. And yes, this vegan-friendly menu is extremely Brooklancisco. But the milkshakes are what the robust and irksome Monsieur Fieri would describe as "The Real Deal."
Speaking as someone who has had way too many milkshakes in his day, I can say that you won't find many that taste better than the ones here at Tommy's, and Gina agrees with me. Besides, any place that Bon Jovi sings about must be good.
And as a side note, who the hell writes Yelp reviews on his bday? (Hides)
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