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| - Istanbul Is Not Constantinople
By The Rue
Went out to the picture show,
Had a bite at Old Chicago,
I sort of wanted a taco,
But this is where I decided to go,
The "Meat Me" is like a meat trio,
Lots of meat and tomato,
I didn't go with a bimbo,
When I write my rhymes flow,
I'm glad you're all in the know,
Drank 2 Kiltlifters, oh?
And my speech didn't slow,
The tab wasn't much dough,
I've never had to "eat crow",
Pucker up your lips and blow,
Dandelion seeds will sow,
And then the weeds will grow,
Use a garden tool like a hoe,
Nothing to do with my review though,
Signs in the bar they do glow,
Lots of beers on tap, doh!
If beer drinking was a sport I'd be pro,
Tell your mom and tell your beau,
Go ahead and tell your alter ego,
If I could I would have a big afro,
When I hit the lake I like to row,
I think my review has hit a low,
Shoot me with your arrow and bow,
That's it for my review, although,
I'll finish by saying the food was so-so.
Broccoli
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