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The one star (in addition to being the lowest score possible) is for the waitress who served us. As a matter of fact, she's the only reason I didn't include in this review that the score should be zero stars if it were possible. But, management has her waiting on the ENTIRE dining floor! She's the ONLY one there. Despite this, her service was fast, efficient, and pleasant.
But, everything else is awful. This is a brand new place in a town that has hundreds of restaurants to compete with, but the Men's Room is unfinished. Despite having two urinals and a toilet, only one person can use it at a time if he remembers to slide the slipshod lock on the door. There's a sign on the door that apologizes for this and tries to explain that they're planning on installing dividers... someday.
Like another reviewer mentioned, the place is enormous but is half-filled with tables and half-filled with carny games. Half of the tables (the half that a furthest from the bar) are high bar tables. There's no greeter and no sign telling you to seat yourself, so you just... guess. The top part of the grill in the kitchen can be seen from the "dining room" but it looks awful; it's nothing that should be shown off. As a matter of fact, I never actually saw anyone actually AT the grill. I have an app on my iPhone that measures ambient decibels in a room and it at times was as high as 85 in this restaurant - at this level, your hearing can become damaged after a certain amount of time. And, it's definitely too loud for conversation.
Finally, the food was abysmal. None of the four in our party enjoyed their meals. Three of them had the "Backyard Burger" (essentially a BBQ burger) and I had the "Macaroni & Cheese Burger". It was at least six inches high, so I had to use the provided steak knife to eat it. The patty was bland, the meat practically tasteless. The veggies were fresh and fairly tasty. But the Mac & Cheese was 3-4 triangular, deep fried Mac & Cheese bites (I'm pretty sure they were http://www.mccainusafoodservice.com/Product/Detail/AnchorBatteredMacAndCheeseWedges) - also tasteless. I asked for their sweet potato tots because the waitress said they were delicious, so I was looking forward to those. But, it turns out they'd run out and gave me sweet potato fries instead. And, they were cold. I mentioned this, very kindly and they brought out a second serving fresh from the fryer. But, then I tasted them - also tasteless. Two others in my party couldn't believe that so they tried them too - they agreed they're tasteless.
My guess is the owner hurriedly threw together plans for the place, hired a bunch of nobodies off the street, and got the place built, hoping enough people would come in for the newness to make enough money to be able to then afford to revamp the place. Bad plan. Hopefully the place can survive long enough to make the bad plan work and the place will actually get revamped. Otherwise, stay away.
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