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  • Every night when I go to sleep I pray that I wake up as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Of fame in movies such as Doom, and that one about being a nanny or something (???). I have yet to wake up as The Rock, but I do often go to this gym. And at this gym, things are clean and orderly. I prefer to be left alone whilst working out and the staff is very good about giving me space. They appear to be very engaged and pleased to help to those with questions though. I am like a caterpillar. A caterpillar that is an average looking guy from Wisconsin. This gym is my cocoon. As cocoons go, it's quite nice. Do you think the average cocoon has ample treadmills but slightly limited free-weight space? I doubt it but I'm not a caterpillar, dear reader, only like one. Anyway, as I gestate in my cocoon, I know that one day I will come out as The Rock. And if you are in the area and are looking for a good cocoon so you, too, can be The Rock... well, you could do a lot worse. Happy transformation, you beautiful butterflies. If you smell what The Rock is cookin'.
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