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  • Visited Flex on a Tuesday evening in December around 11. I arrived and was able to check in pretty smoothly. Grabbed a Quiet Cabana on the first floor because the attendant told me the beds were better than the flat mats in the standard Cabanas upstairs. Quiet Cabanas are cool if you want to lounge around or sleep. I like the freedom of nudity, so it was cool to chill in the buff for a moment alone before checking out the place. The bed was really comfortable. The place is huge. There were a number of people wading and relaxing in the nice sized whirlpool. There was no fuss and everyone was friendly and cool. The water temperature could have been 5 to 10 degrees warmer for me to really enjoy a good soak. The dry sauna on the first floor was also not as warm, so I gave up on it. I really enjoyed exploring and sweating in the cave-like sauna with its many dark mysterious areas. The floor attendant who kept walking through was cool and looked like he wanted to stop working and hang out with me, but he kept it professional; maybe another time. The second floor was much busier than the first with lots of TVs and motivational movies for anyone looking for some inspiration. The room with the bar was great. No drinks were served, but the pool table, comfy sofas and all were great. Upstairs showers were not working, but the dry sauna was hotter than downstairs. Stretched out on my towel to enjoy the heat and a good sweat. In no time at all, I had attracted a fair amount of attention. No one spoke, but soon the sauna started filling up. With my bare ass kissing soaking up the heat, a couple of brothers came over and showed me some deep, penetrating love. One gave me a deep, penetrating rubdown while the other got down to business with a large tool that I could handle initially. But after a few tries, he got right in there and did some work. The entire room really filled up as the three of us went at it, and everyone seemed to enjoy the action. I certainly had a great time. I was all sorts of wobbly when I finally called uncle! Overall, I would give Flex an 8 on a 10 scale. More heat in the whirlpool and dry saunas would have put it over the top. People were cool. Will definitely visit again. It was totally worth it! Must be a lot of fun on nights with more than 15 - 20 guys in the entire place. Looking forward to coming back!
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