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  • My wife and I had one goal for our vacation: Sit by a pool and get drunk for 4 days straight. However, when we landed in Phoenix bright and early on a Sunday morning we looked to each other and exclaimed "Wow! We need to see more of this beautiful land!" The only problem: Drinking and Driving is a big no-no that we take extraordinarily seriously, and we were in no way, shape, or form going to deviate from our one and only mission of our extremely rare free time getaway adventure. As you can see, dear reader, we were in quite a conundrum. But we are not the type of people who give up when face a challenge! That is not how we are hard-wired. No, we made it our priority to find a way to safely (and affordably) make our way around the Phoenix area while staying nice and toasted. Well, as you may have already puzzled together, we discovered the wonderment of we have come to know as "a brewery tour" featuring not one, not two, but three breweries in only 3 hours! "How the holy hell have we never heard of this before?!" cried out my wife. "What the shit of all shits have we been doing with our lives?! We must book a tour immediately!" Alas! Our eyes were opened through Road Dog Tours and our wonderful tour guide Jenna. Being that we started our tour began at 10:45am (did I mention what our vacation goals were?) not all of the 78 (or 87) Phoenix breweries were open, however Jenna took us to 3 great locations that all served delicious, fresh, crisp brew. Needless to say we were able to see many different areas throughout the area without cramping our drinking style. I will finish this review by saying this: Do this tour. Do it now. Grab your loved ones, drag them away from whatever crap is currently consuming their lives and go have the experience of a lifetime!
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