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| - Dear Arizona Cardinals,
Can you please get your crap together and win some games (similar to last night) so Phoenicians will like you and you can finally build a fan base?
While I half-enjoyed watching you spank the St. Louis Rams yesterday in the last game of the season, while scoring the most points in a Cardinals game since the 1970s, you still suffer from mediocrity. Your win against the lowly Rams was hardly inspiring since that team completely sucks. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, can you please beat the piece-of-crap 49ers?!?!
You remind me of a nouveau riche socialite with no manners. You have a beautiful expensive abode, but still seem like you're from the wrong side of the tracks. Please tell your owners to stop being so cheap, beef up your roster, spend a little dough and take some risks and the ever-elusive glory years might be around the corner.
Last night, a jaded and cynical fan of yours told my friends (in Rams jerseys) in the parking lot, "Thanks for sucking today. WE usually suck and all, but your team was much worse."
Funny and defeatist attitude, but what do you expect? I'll be here waiting, cheering and hoping. There's always next season.
Five stars for trying.
One star for the crappy ownership.
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