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  • I just ordered from these guys and I'm giving a 5 star review on just that part of it... the ordering. The reason I'm doing this, is the guy I spoke with ( Vernon), was one of the most friendly and cool cats to talk to. I told him it was the first time I ordered something from a flyer left on my door knob and we both got a laugh out of that and it went up from there. He was knowledgeable about his menu , he was enthusiastic and helped me decide what to get, even let me know that he'd be the guy that was going to be delivering it. So far so good I really hope the food lives up to the customer service. Will see you in about an hour. Fast Forward to a few hours later.... I wish I could have left the 5star review for the customer service, Vernon was an amazing guy, but the food was not so much amazing. First The order was a minimum of $15 for delivery. I always try and tip at least a fiver... so it cost me $23 (18 meal, 5 tip). First thing I noticed was the leaking Dr Pepper on my counter. The no straw for my drink. No utensils for the food and no napkins. I did let them know I was new here and had nothing in my apartment yet (food or utensils)... so maybe Vernon was not as cool as I think. I am hoping it was not him who made, packed my meal. If it was *sigh* I have no more hope in humanity. Next was the opening of the boxes to reveal my glorious $23 meal! and... you know the sound a firecracker makes when it's a dud... THAT. The rolled tacos looked like unsharpened pencils (but harder to break), The quesadilla cold and lifeless (I have seen way better ones made outta bread and those kraft singles in my microwave). The burrito looked like a doughy ghost... I know this seems harsh.. but y'all did not have to eat this after waiting so long to eat and btw.. I threw most of it away. Pics coming. The tortilla was PURO MASA... dough and sticky. Fell apart within seconds. The beans were can quality (not the good stuff.. the generic kind you find at the canned giveaway at your kids school). At one point (HONEST) I was choking on one of the rolled tacos... and what went through my mind was OMG I DON'T WANNA DIE FROM THIS HORRIBLE MEAL. I know I know... maybe they are not the devil. I never buy food from flyers because I am afraid of this sort of thing. I read a few reviews on YELP and this was why I used them. I may try them again. I would have call them first to let them know about my review.. I am not a talk smack behind your back kinda guy... but these cats took my money and promised me quality... I got 2nd rate. If the manager reads this... contact me and we can chat. There is more, but you get the gist, I was not happy with my meal, so I got McDonalds. Gotta go... SO HUNGRY!
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