UGGH. Sashimi Island! I feel like we've been longterm on again/off again lovers. I've been ordering takeout/take away from you at least once a month for the past four years. I love you and I only keep my distance because I know I'd become absolutely obsessed with you.
But lately things have been a little strange between us. You've been aloof! A little impersonal. You seem off. You give me way less (soy) sauce. You taste different... and you're just not fresh. I'm not really as into you. What's happening between us??
Is this just a rough patch or do you have different priorities now?
Last time I ordered spicy tuna rolls, the tuna had a REALLY bad taste and I had to throw them out because I've had food poisoning from fish before and I knew not to go there. What's up with you? Baby don't hurt me.