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  • What an unfortunate experience. I made a yelp account just to write a review for this miserable establishment. My friend and I ordered the roast beef sandwich and it was absolutely revolting. It was STONE COLD! I asked the server about it, and he looked me dead in the eye and had the audacity to say it was meant to be served that way. He tried to convince me that the beef was MEANT to be cooked, refrigerated and placed between the breads of my sandwich without a visit to the oven or even a goddamn microwave. It was completely inedible, tough and tasteless. I tried to eat it while it was still inside the sandwich but my teeth simply could not manage such a feat. Whenever I tried to bite through it, I was able to get through the bread and lettuce but my efforts were quickly halted by the bulletproof beef. It was simply a sign of GREAT disrespect to bring me such a putrid and unholy slab of rubber. I am still haunted by this experience. Please, for the love of all that is holy in this world, STAY AWAY!
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