FAQ
Q: Oh, this place looks nice!
A: Yah. I guess. There are some nice statues. And I'm a sucker for antiquities. But let's face it. This place is bland.
Q: But... but... Lance Burton! You'll never forget!
A: Does he still do a show there? I've, well, forgotten.
Q: Well, *I* like the Monte Carlo Resort & Casino.
A: Well, good for you.
FYI ... Yah. I get it. You can stay at any ol' place and it won't matter what the place is like 'cause you're in Las Vegas (on the Strip) and you won't be in your room much anyway. I *get* it. But this place is still bland. Trust me. I spent a weekend in this place.