Okay, it's no secret, Dutch Bros is amazing! Their Annihilator is my absolute favorite and you literally can't go wrong with anything else on their menu! I keep going back and forth between 3 or 4 stars even though their coffee is too good. It's the employees that I'm not too fond of. They are the fakest and most faux SoCal people I have ever met! I guess it's to be expected living in a college town, but I literally CRINGE when I pull up and hear their crappy music BLARING some of the worst "music" of today. It almost feels dirty to me, like I have to pull up in a trench coat and sunglasses to hide my identity and get my fix. It just feels so embarrassing! I understand the allure of the place and some would call it their charm, but not moi. If they could seriously town it down, it would be perfect for me.
Not the best priced coffee in town but certainly one of the tastiest! If they could get the bros out of there, things would be heaven. Until then, every time they ask me what I'm up to today in their fake valley accents I'm going to just reply with the worst stuff like I'm going to buy meth later or drown some puppies. Shut up and give me my fix!