I was in Montreal for a girls weekend and we saw the great reviews on yelp and decided to give Blue Dog a try. This was the worst idea we have ever had. Let me start with the bathroom. This was the worst bathroom I have ever been in. And I've been in a lot of bathrooms. Not only did I stumble into the men's restroom because there were no signs indicating which was which, neither of the bathrooms had toilet paper. The bathrooms were spacious enough for creepy hook ups, but small enough that they only fit one person. The grime and puddles of questionable substances and broken glass made squatting even more unpleasant. Upon entering the dance floor, there was a ring of sketchy, questionably intentioned men. One degenerate to note was watching my friends and I dance while rubbing his hands together in a notion that appeared as if he was preparing for thanksgiving dinner. He licked his hands as he began to make his move and grab my ass. As I turned to move away, I could hear comments like, "my jacket just got stolen from here", and "let's go get molly from that drug dealer outside". Just as I am starting to wonder why I paid $5 for this torture, a fight breaks out on the dance floor. Men appear fighting over a pool of disinterested women. At this point, we decided the bar fell short of its yelp reviews and we hightailed out of the shittiest club in Canada.