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  • The Macy's that gave up. The Macy's that became J.C. Penneys. The Macy's that cannot shake the 80's. Anyway you cut it, this will not be what you would expect of a modern day Macy's. This could even be considered the thrift Macy's. It is definitely the one that looked like it has been ransacked by a whirlwind of vandals. How else to explain the clothes haphazardly strewn across the racks? Or the multitude of broken tiles? I half expected the horrible lighting to fizz out and send a lighting fixture swinging down on us. I will say that it would make a great background if they re-made "The Night of the Comet" or the Day of the Dead that took place in the mall. It's not all that bad...I do like how the layout and displays looked as if they were down hastily and abandoned half done. I also expected to see the ghost of Michael Jackson in shoulder pads doing some creepy dance in the aisles. And, yes, the muzak was torn right out of the 80's. It was a time capsule of dizzyness. The only real surprise was that there was no herds of mullet-headed dudes or aqua-netted, Heather Locklear banged girls rolling through the stores. This may be a great place to come for Halloween, but for the quality of a modern day Macy's, you'll need to go elsewhere. And the employees did slightly resemble the shuffling zombies of Thriller. Maybe I just missed that zombie MJ fluttering by and pale as a ghost.
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